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We’re gonna need a bigger box.

Danny Secretion is all over today’s Sacramento press for being a punk-as-fuck fourth-grade teacher!

Link: Danny Secretion in Prosper
Link: Danny Secretion in The State Hornet

The Secretions hosted Punk Slam, a music + wrestling event, last night on the Sac State campus. Completely ridiculous pictures and video coming soon!

We are punk as fuck, make no mistake. But sometimes, we’ll end up at some hipster indy dance party, and shit just happens.

Luckily, Nick Avey is around to take pictures. For bonus points, you can find lots of us all over his website. Don’t tell the scene-police.

Over 18? Lying about being over 18? Click here.

Seriously, don’t ask.

I got to tour with The Epoxies last year, and was constantly asking “Who is this?” about the incredible music they’d play by band’s I’d never heard before.

Photo by josheesh
With such a bad-ass punk/disco/new-wave sound, you know they have some stellar inspiration to draw on. I asked Roxy, the interpretive-spastic-dancing-queen and lead-singer, if she’d make a podcast for me with some of her favorite bands.

Here it is! DOWNLOAD: [RoxyCast.mp3, 36MB]

Click here to show the track-listing, but surprise yourself and listen to the whole thing first! This MP3 will stay up for a week, or until our server dies.

1. Frustration, I Can’t Forget You
2. Fehlfarben, Apokalypse
3. Boys Next Door, Nightwatchman
4. Roxy Music, Editions of You
5. Magazine, A Song From Under the Floorboards
6. Mission of Burma, That’s How I Escaped My Certain Fate
7. Mommy and Daddy, The Now
8. Motormark, We Are The Public
9. GG and the Jabbers, NYC Tonight
10. Christian Death, Spiritual Cramp
11. Zombina and the Skeletones, Dracula Blood
12. Zolar X, Timeless
13. Nuns, You Think You’re the Best
14. Death Disco, Skare
15. Units, Passion For Patterns
16. Punk Group, Magic Carpet Ride
17. Spits, Wendy O
18. Soviettes, 1 Is Number Two
19. TheStart, Just A Fantasy
20. Theo and the Skyscrapers, Jealousy Died
21. Static Age, Trauma
22. The Knife, Neverland

Roxy has a radio show every Monday on Portland’s KPSU, with archives online right here!Podcast”>Podcast,

Hello My Space Tomatoes,

I’ve just finished my first full-length album in almost four years. It is the tightest, rockin’est thing I’ve ever worked on and I’m kicking off the release with a big tour with my full band.

This is the cover of the record. I’ll be putting up some of the music shortly.

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Here are the tour dates:
October 11 – Seattle, WA – semi-private release party – 21+
October 12 – Bellingham, WA – Underground Coffeehouse
October 13 – Olympia, WA – Capital Theater
October 14 – Tacoma, WA – Masa
October 16 – Portland, OR – Kennedy School Gym
October 17 – Spokane, WA – Catarina Winery
October 18 – Missoula, MT – The Loft
October 19 – Boise, ID – The Reef
October 20 – Salt Lake City, UT – Burt’s Tiki Lounge – 21+
October 21 – Denver, CO – Swallow Hill
October 22 – Albuquerque, NM – Curio
October 23 – El Paso, TX – Margaritas
October 24 – Phoenix, AZ – Trunk Space
October 25 – Los Angeles, CA – Safari Sam’s
October 26 – Berkeley, CA – 924 Gilman
Octoebr 27 – San Francisco, CA – 12 Galaxies – 21+
October 28 – Davis, CA – Delta of Venus
October 29 – Arcata, CA – Jambalaya – 21+
October 30 – Ashland, OR – The Black Sheep
October 31 – Eugene, OR – Wow Hall – with Architecture in Helsinki
November 1- Portland, OR – Lewis and Clark College
November 2 – Portland, OR – Reed College
November 3 – Seattle, WA – Vera Project

It is going to be a great tour. I am being joined by Jherek Bischoff, Michael McQuilken and L. Aex Guy. They all played on the new record and are completely amazing and will be playing short solo sets of their own material at most of these shows.

I know I always ask for help spreading the word, but this time I really could use it. I’ve spent a bunch of time and money getting this record sounding right, but now I am way behind on getting the word out about these shows.

So, please spread the word! Tell your friends in these cities to come to the shows. Blog about me, put my songs on your myspace page, arrange leaves in the shape of my new album cover at busy intersections, become the editor of your local paper and write an article about the show, hypnotize pigeons and train them to peck the lyrics of my songs in peoples sandwiches.

Or, if you would like some cool flyers to give out to your friends, please reply with “street team” in the subject header and your e-mail. Let me know what city you are in and I will forward you some .pdf files. You can also send a message to: info@jasonwebley.com.

If you’d REALLY like to help totally plaster your town with flyers, please write me and I can try to get you free tickets to a show in exchange.

Ok,
That is all for now. I am really excited about this album and this tour.

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
-jason

http://www.jasonwebley.com
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