Ion has always had our best worst ideas, like the Andrew Jackson Jihad pillowcases and Nobody Likes A Tough Guy stickers. He’s figured out how to use a vinyl cutter so now we’re all fucked. Check out his Tumblr for all sorts of radical patches that you can get by trading for things that aren’t money. 



If you want something now is the time to make unreasonable demands of me. If you ordered something it MIGHT not be a bad idea to send me an e-mail to make sure your address is in my big book of things because I’m incompetent, they wont even let me drive the Hawking. Also you bastards are on the honor system for trades! Don’t make me turn this car around!

Coming soon!-Patches based on these things I wrote on my arm and took a picture of before they washed off last weekend!