phenomenauts

2016-02-09T02:33:59-08:00Feb 17, 2014|News|

Hey ya goobers. Want a free Will Lauren poster without the hassle of supporting an independent label and getting one thrown into your order? Find the Phenomenenauts on tour in Europe right now and snatch one up. Also teach Ion the meaning of friendship if you see em. They are alone and need people to eat salons with.

2016-02-09T02:43:44-08:00Aug 10, 2013|News|

@ Portland Zine Symposium! Come bonk us on the head why dontcha?!

Punk Rock Bowling?

2013-05-23T16:01:17-07:00May 23, 2013|News|

Find the Phenomenaut with the A-symmetric haircut for free stickers, necromancy lessons and tips on sneaking into everything in Las Vegas all ding dong weekend.

Hunt the world’s most dangerous game….A Phenomenaut!

2013-04-03T18:32:56-07:00Apr 3, 2013|News|

Hunt the world's most dangerous game....A Phenomenaut!The Phenomenauts’s have just put a slew of new packages on their kickstarter and one includes hunting our very own Ion T. Frivolity for sport! The rules are Ion will stay within Oakland city limits all day and you can use any and all methods to find and subdue them. Non-lethal take down is encouraged but they have issued a [...]

2016-10-27T00:55:29-07:00Feb 26, 2013|News|

THE PHENOMENAUTS this dimension’s handsomest science band are launching a new mission to record an album and are calling on brave cadets like you to join the operation! We got big, wacky, and sometimes possible dreams ready to launch but we need your heroics and support to do them! The Phenomenauts have been hard at work constructing the most exciting rewards that natural law will allow [...]

2016-10-27T00:55:29-07:00Feb 26, 2013|News|

The Phenomenauts are working on a new album to be released this July, and counting on support from brave cadets like yourself to make this our most successful mission yet. For your heroic early contribution to the cause, we present you with exciting exclusive rewards [Click here for the rest] !(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)

2016-02-09T03:11:52-08:00Feb 14, 2013|News|

I don’t care about him. Fuck him.

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