America’s first and only trash golem and Silver Sprocket ambassador to the world Ion O’Clast is ocean hopping and staying on that side of the world til June and THEY WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND. This thing has been known to literally make it rain free merch whenever anyone shows ‘em any kindness (and its bankrupting us) so putting this ghoul in your house and in your heart is a good move on your part. If your wondering whether they will end up somewhere near you the answer is yes. If you want to let them sleep on your floor or run around and do crimes with em make some words here.

Act fast and save on international shipping, just make Ion deliver whatever you wanted to mail-order.