“You really have to hate someone to buy them an AJJ pillowcase, because it is not a fun thing to sleep on. I test drove it and I had nightmares like every time I slept on it. It’s like, waking up to either my face, which is fucking weird, pardon my French… or Ben’s face… ugh! Like, super gross.”

– Sean Bonnette, Andrew Jackson Jihad (punknews.org)